Total Medals Earned: 960 (From 146 different games.) Total Medal Score: 14,000 Points
Medals Earned: 6/12 (190/250 points)
Complete the tutorial
Collect $1.01
Beat the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Try to go back into your mom's room right away
Ask for a hint about the omelette
Fast-travel from one end of the map to the other
Learn a thing or two about stereotypes
Medals Earned: 7/7 (85/85 points)
Score 0.
Score 1+.
Score 20+.
Score 40+
Score 45+
Score 48+
Score 50+
Medals Earned: 5/5 (140/140 points)
Discover strange wild life
Discover uniformity!
Collect 123 coins !
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/255 points)
Shoot your first pumpkin
Upgrade you armorpumpkins to the max
Upgrade your firepumpkins to the max
Upgrade your swordpumpkins to the max
Upgrade your timepumpkins to the max
Get a score of 10000
Get a score of 30000
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/285 points)
Finish the game somehow!
Poop yourself 20 times or less!
Poop yourself 10 times or less!
Dont poop yourself! *Dont expect to unlock this medal! *
Poop yourself 5 times or less!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (115/115 points)
Medals Earned: 4/11 (110/385 points)
Take out your first bandit
Get some answers
Take no damage for 60 seconds of active play
Win a perfect showdown
50 bandit kills
Shoot 5 bullets mid-air
Continue your family re-union
10 ricochet kills
Unlock all weapons
Say goodbye to an old friend
Settle a score
Medals Earned: 8/11 (265/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
I hope you chose the money.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Good luck with your new career.
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Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/205 points)
You woke up, you were flushed, you escaped...
Completed the game
Completing the game with good ending
All Ripples Rescued